Please talk to meaboutMe

"Something inside is hurting you – that’s why you need cigarettes or whiskey, or music turned so fucking loud you can’t think."


when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane, via nightae)


"you should have went during lunch"image

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ok but consider this

  • who cares

(via scissor)


Why am I awake who summoned me

(via 1ove-and-other-drugs)


Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

(via laughcentre)


get the fries stop the cries

(Source: perks-of-being-chinese, via betterthanmyfirsturl)