Please talk to meaboutMe

"Something inside is hurting you – that’s why you need cigarettes or whiskey, or music turned so fucking loud you can’t think."

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane, via nightae)

profiting:

"you should have went during lunch"image

(Source: profiting, via intensional)

vanillish:

ok but consider this

  • who cares

(via scissor)

nayx:

Why am I awake who summoned me

(via 1ove-and-other-drugs)

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

(via laughcentre)

perks-of-being-chinese:

get the fries stop the cries

(Source: perks-of-being-chinese, via betterthanmyfirsturl)